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Indonesian Splash Party

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010
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factose intolerant

People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.
Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.

Fox News: factose intolerant
by Javi_miami December 19, 2008
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wacktose intolerant

Meaning you have no tolerance for wack shit; like lactose intolerant for milk, but "wack"tose intolerant.
"Yo G, wanna hear my phat rhymes??"

"Nah, man, I'm wacktose intolerant."
by Crazy Irish Mike May 13, 2006
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intolerance

1. The desire to censor viewpoints dissenting from one's own.

2. Attempts to carry out censorship of dissenting viewpoints.
Fays experiencing moralphobia show extreme intolerance toward people who find their lifestyles morally repugnant.
by Downstrike May 25, 2004
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Indonesian Culture

A country in southeast asia with a strong patriotic principle that flows through everything here, from the big corporations to the 7/11 stores.

Although racially and religiously diverse, Indonesians have a high tolerance towards it and almost all live peacefully in co-existance. Foreigners are treated with the best hospitality an individual Indonesian can offer (they stare at you at first, but if you smile they would smile back).

A recurring gag that happens in Indonesian culture is the overall hatred of our northern neighbor, Malaysia. Although our countries are almost the same, we have been involved in one diplomatic spat to another, mostly on their part. Threats of invasion has come across many times starting from the 1960's the most recent is when malaysia claimed some of Indonesia's cultural items as they're own. It is however, in my opinion, very far fetched and often unrealistic.

Contrary to popular belief, most of Indonesia's terrorism come's from neighboring Malaysia, there has not been a terrorist leader in Indonesia who is Indonesian. So if you want to blame anyone, go blame Malaysia.

The country however is rampant with corruption, it has improved, but is still common throughout all levels of government. Promises of death penalties are often made but never kept, usually they claim is cause by "religious" reasons.

Overall that's Indonesia for you, if you want "Truly Asia" go to Indonesia. Trust me, Malaysia is pretty much bullshit when it comes to culture.
"Jakarta, born and raised."

Indonesian culture; food, babes, beaches, booze, and indomie (cost like about Rp2.500 here, about 25 cents or cheaper I think. And no it's not made in Australia...)
by its_me_ray_tall_queer_handsome October 21, 2011
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Indonesian

A race that other 205 million people in this world have.
They're usually have a religious background (Mainly Muslim or Christian or Hindu if they're from Bali), gets their drivers liscense when they're 15, drives a motorbike since they were 10 and usually a smoker.

- We have more that 17,000 islands (Bali is a famous one) and more than 250 different races.
- We love football (soccer) more than anything.
- We usually spend our time in Twitter or Facebook.

- We speak more than just one language.
- We usually get mixed with Filipinos.
- We have tanned skin, black hair and big dark eyes.
- We invented the greatest shit ever... MI GORENG!
I'm Indonesian :D
mixture of Dutch, Central Java, Sumatran, Toraja and Timor :)
by chelseafcfanatic April 13, 2010
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indonesia

A rich-spices-filled country with long-lasting term of food and plentiful supply of clean-drinking water. Heaven in the world, Indonesia is a truly beautiful country.

At all sides, Indonesia is just patriotic. They've lasted 3,5 centuries at a war and still have militaristic traditions until today. Schools from elementary to high still held the non-brutal Sunday ceremonies to memorize their heroes.

Very sexist. The people of Indonesia have high libidos. But that doesn't mean that they have a lot of tolerance for sex. No parents ever fuck their daughters without being locked up or dead by the masses.

Although a corrupt country, Indonesia has managed to bring at least its economy - to a growth. Over the decade there has been improvement.

A great taste in food - real spicy, but fresh!

No too strong Western currents, although some clubs have made their place into the capital of the paradise, Jakarta.

Had almost 14,000 islands in total.
The big nest was in Afghanistan, thats not quite cleared, then there are nests in the Philippines, there are nests in Indonesia, the Malaysians are clearing up their nests. - Lee Kuan Yew
by arkan January 9, 2008
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