Imitation Nigger

The white kids you see in rich towns wearing flat-brimmed baseball caps and listening to rap, while speaking like all the "gangster" black people they see on TV. Most have never seen a black person in real life.

the white kid who dated the asian kid's sister in the movie "Gran Torino" was an imitation nigger

by puffincat June 24, 2009

irritation

A large amount of annoyance.

Person 1: Leave me alone.

Person 2: Wow. Talk about irritation.

by Rahah. March 1, 2007

anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.

My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.

by carydog February 18, 2009

Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes

Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.

by DanielHut April 1, 2008

Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.

Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?

by OJneg May 31, 2010

rhetorical invitation

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.

I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.

by tinmandespot March 28, 2015

Lanky Boy Invitational

An annual event for lanky boys in Raleigh, NC at PNC Arena.

Guy 1: bro are you going the the lanky boy Invitational
Guy 2: hell yeah everyone is pulling up

by Chi’s Lanky Meme Boys August 12, 2018