6 inches

She wanted 12 inches, so I fucked her twice.

See above. See above. ^^

by teh133735t May 13, 2005

5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent

Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up

by Oobox September 4, 2008

Girl inches

“Girl inches” refer to when a girl thinks a guys dick is much bigger than it actually is. This is partly due to guys over exaggerating their size.
So when a girl sees a dick thats around 6 inches, she’ll think its 8 or 9.

Guy 1: I was with amy the other night, she really liked what I was packing

Guy 2: Maybe in girl inches..

by Leftonreplied November 10, 2019

nine inch nails

THE industrial rock band. All music written by Trent Reznor. Has some of the most penatrating lyrics of any music I've heard.

How could I
ever think
it's funny how
everything you swore would never change is different now.
like you said
you and me
make it through
didn't quite
fell apart
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?

by joe May 4, 2004

incholesterol

Famous Starcraft 2 player, active member of SC2 SOTG, and kind of chubby which resulted in this unfortunate nickname.

1 - "Who's that fat guy they call incholesterol on SC2 State of the Game show? "

2 - "He's EGiNcontroL, and thats muscle man derp de derp"

by thehumanrobot August 11, 2012

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

by jer_ May 14, 2006

5 Inches

a perfectly fine amount for a male to have. Do not be discouraged when woman laugh at your size as they do not even have 1 inch to start with.

Man, i whipped it out and she started laughing at my '5 Inches'.

by RealNiggaAndar June 11, 2018