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Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).
SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.
by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011
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Low Information Voter

Uninformed people who vote, even though they have no idea whats going on in politics.
Jake is a low information voter. He went to the polling office without even knowing who the candidates are.
by Awkward Hamster February 27, 2013
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infromation

He was gettin' some infromation from his homey when "the man" bust in his crib.
by Dennis Urban December 24, 2008
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Miss Information

A older woman that is trying to be helpful and sweet but her information is either old or invalid.
Miss Information called and told me about the sale at the grocery store but it was over last week.
by Brain Housing Group November 12, 2009
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information closet

A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.
Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.
by pim-researcher November 8, 2009
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Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
by wobblewarble December 22, 2012
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information desk person

A: A person who works at an information desk; a receptionist, a helpdesk person.

B: A heavily misused emoji.
A: Joey is an information desk person.

B: This is not a 'bitch please' emoji. It's an information desk person!
by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 May 25, 2016
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