zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity
by Poopy shart July 19, 2022
Get the paintbrush irl inanimate insanity mug.

Inanimate Carbon Rod

A gay individual who hangs out at the 3DRealms forums harrasing young boys and holding green stiff things in his hands.
Backs to the wall boys, Inanimate Carbon Rod is here!
by You February 22, 2004
Get the Inanimate Carbon Rod mug.

Inanimate insanity

Condition spelled stupidly and incorrectly
Girl Oop did I sneeze on you?? It’s my condishsawn😩. - by tissues inanimate insanity reality show
by FOURBFDIHATESTWO May 01, 2023
Get the Inanimate insanity mug.

inanimate INSANITY

"dude i love inanimate insanity"
"it should be a top 400"
"wait no i meant the show stfu"
"its a gd level bro"
by inanimate INSANITY July 27, 2024
Get the inanimate INSANITY mug.
Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 23, 2025
Get the Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) mug.

Inanimal

Inhumane behavior specifically towards animals.
The production of honey is inanimal towards bees.
by Annie Vargh July 14, 2023
Get the Inanimal mug.

inanimal

A lazy pet; one that remains still for very long periods of time.
Is that an inanimal or a statue?
by Garzilla32 October 09, 2013
Get the inanimal mug.