Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”
by Ginger Tits October 18, 2013
by Jballin12 September 15, 2013
Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!
Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
by MEricSimpson July 06, 2018
When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017
An ancient form of martial arts involving a fishing rod, tacklebox and balls that don't hurt anymore, it has nothing to do with Mumbai
I am the master of mumbai fishing i can catch any fish i want and my ball bag never gets sore no matter what happens.
by ShellyTheMumbaiFisherman October 30, 2023
The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
A chilife of mumbai is a cute and filthy bafoon that loves everyone. He loves Lakaka and Adam Matrala.
by Adam Matrala November 23, 2021