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A garden implement

A phrase for the word 'hoe', invented by me, Tula. It can be used as a substitute for the sexist word, 'hoe'
"Izzy your such a garden implement"

Instead of

"Izzy your such a hoe"
by Tcm April 26, 2015
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Wobble-Banisher-Implement

Also known as shims or a wobble-wedge a piece of wood or rubber used to stabilize a table or furniture. The term Wobble-banisher-implement was first used by a redditor on r/EnglishLearning and many people have liked it.
I will get a wobble-banisher, my desk is wobbly
A: "What do you call this wobble-banisher-implement you insert under uneven legs of a table?"
B: "A shim or a wedge"
by boomering December 10, 2023
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inmplement

An inmplement is where an intended compliment comes out, or is taken, as an insult. (Antonym - conssult)
Boy to Girl -- "Wow, you look good now you've got implants"
Girl walks away
Other boy to boy -- "Man, you just inmplemented the f*** out of her"
by Xav02 November 1, 2011
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Implodential

Refers to the expression of a mathematical exponent, which is both exponential and implosive in its decay, collapsing the graph which represents said decay. It exclusively applies to exponential decay formulas, and may not be applied to exponential growth formulas.
"I swear, the rate at which that dog is eating itself is nearly implodential. Wait... where did that thing go?"
by Mrs. Jellybottom September 9, 2013
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impolement

The act of committing impolement is to impale someone on a pole either literally or metaphorically.

Impole, Impoled
Kia was charged with impolement after she impoled Joseph, ending their relationship.
by Tactical Toffee February 26, 2021
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tree impalment

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment
by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021
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Imposed Ventral Impalement

Ventral Impalement which happens to be imposed. Grindcore band emerging from the ghetto of St.Pölten, Austria.
I can't believe that Imposed Ventral Impalement put out a new EP. My favourite song's called "Eating the Hooker I Just Killed"
by Imposed Ventral Impalement December 12, 2024
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