opp impulse

The impulse to violently and/or verbally abuse the opposition when they are spotted in a public setting.

Sorry I got kicked out of Target, I had an opp impulse when I saw that simp walking around with his mask on.

by srslyRigby January 25, 2022

Impulse Flush

Flushing the toilet when there is no apparent reason to. Usually occurs while urinating, a sudden impulse to flush arises which cannot be dismissed. Afterwords impulse flushers feel confused as to why they flushed.

If you are worried about your impulse flushing you should contact your doctor, you may have Chronic impulse flushing or CIF.

Person one : Do you ever just flush the toilet for no reason?
Person two : All the time, I've got CIF
Person one : CIF?
Person two : Chronic Impulse Flushing, duhh.
Person one : Thank god I'm not alone, I think I'll go for an impulse flush right now.

by rossbartonfs October 31, 2009

Bochenskian Impulse

Psychology. an irresistible impulse to steal, especially when the thief can afford to pay.
- see also, kleptomania/cleptomania

"guys look at all this i just got!"
"woah someone's had a bit of a bochenskian impulse!"

by MichaelYve April 6, 2009

Arc_Impulse

Another ACF Troll who couldn't even figure out how to change his toolbar in firefox; he also appears to have a strange attraction to young girls

All was going well on their date, untill the girl informed Arc_Impulse that she was only 13 shortly before, what was certain to be, a sexual encounter.

by Mephiston November 29, 2004

Impulse HL2RP

A Garry's Mod server in which people like to pretend they are half-life 2 characters. You can see things such as toilets just randomly on the street and vortigaunts micspamming Russian music. Kind of like if New York City and Florida came together and made a video game.

X_Mezo_X: Hey, me and avx are gonna blow up some IEDs, Would you like to join us?

Yarna Crimson: No, I am not playing Impulse HL2RP Currently

by JoseTha1 March 30, 2021

third nipple impulse

The sudden, often irresistible urge to do something incredibly stupid.
Because third nipples are so weird and unnatural, they cause people who have them to do weird and unnatural things.
A good excuse for doing something weird if you do have a third nipple.

"Jonny, WHY did you stick your foot in that glass jar?"
"Third nipple impulse! I couldn't help it!"
"Why did you walk around with it like that?!"
"THIRD NIPPLE IMPULSE!"

by Mrs. Horrible April 3, 2009

Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011