Conversationally Impotent

A phrase used to describe someone who starts a texting or messaging conversation only to stop responding after a few messages

Theresa was conversationally impotent when she was making pizzas while logged into Facebook

by Ignoramous July 10, 2011

impotent

Impotent is Having a flacid penis.

1. Not being able to satisfy a woman no matter how hard you try.

2. A dick that dosent work properly. I have a hard time cumming. It can be embarrassing.

I have a flacid penis which is impotent- I get 'nervous' around the ladies. It dosent help my flacid penis.

by sonni vitale. February 15, 2008

Puter Impotent

Lack of computer. Lack of comupter skills.

"foobar1: she has a sn but she's never on it
foobar2: she must be puter impotent"

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

pimpatient

too cool to wait;
man the other day i was waiting in line and the clerk was so slow i told that lady i was pimpatient and diddnt feel like waiting.

GuRl, I is pimpatient, I aint waitin for you to get your hair did!

by Karlyann & Mr. Anthony February 11, 2008

impotent bagel

a bagel in desperate need of toasting, without which it is impotent in terms of it's edibility and taste factor.

this impotent bagel does nothing for me

by person.001 March 26, 2011

IMpatience

Noun - pronounced "eye em"patience

The feeling one gets watching the little pencil in the corner of an IM Chat box signaling a reply is in progress.

After Cyril asked Magali if she could lick her own nipple on facebook chat, he was overcome by IMpatience awaiting her reply.

by BeBopnJazz August 19, 2008

impotent

someone who is incapable/ineffective at performing a task or job responsibilities; one who disappoints everyone with their lack of ability.

stacy is an impotent staff who offers nothing to our team.

don't expect jamie to get anything done. she's the most impotent marketing director ever.

by fivenightrental March 4, 2009