ikea bird

the best fucking parrot out there. also known as klaus

ikea bird and sven secretly fucked in the boat while pewds was building jöergen 2 memorial

seriously, did no one notice?

by gabe itch69 July 28, 2019

IKEA wobble

(noun.) the characteristic wobble that's in every piece of furniture on display at IKEA, due to one or more of the following factors:
a) too many people sat on it/tested it out/touched it
b) it was assembled incorrectly
c) it's just bad quality (aka cheap) in general)

I assembled and re-assembled this table five times already and it still wobbles. It must be the IKEA wobble.

by helium cash February 22, 2009

IKEAFight

A fight with a companion or loved one directly resulting from the frustration and exhaustion of an IKEA shopping experience causing you to abandon your purchases at the register and ignore the smell of the fresh baked cinnamon buns.

Just leave this shit and let's go, I don't want to have another IKEAFight.

by ikeahurtsme August 21, 2009

IReady

A stupid fucking test created by some old faggot who knows nothing about the education system. This old faggot probably got his dick sucked by the government so that he could pass the bill to make students take this gay ass test.

"Shit bro, we're doing IReady in Language Arts."
"Fuck, time to rape my teacher and slit my wrists."

by AidsCentral June 9, 2018

iReady

The gayest shit the government has made me do since I sucked Trumps dick on my field trip. Common side affects of the website includes suicidal thoughts or even death.

“Do your fucking iReady” the teacher said!!

by I_no_geiy_lol September 17, 2018

Iready

It's the result of a suicide rope and a PC.Its terrible.Need more time on iready?Do it while your playing fortnite.It sucks

Iready is cyber suicide.

by ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ October 31, 2018

IKEA Daleks

IKEA Daleks is a fan-given term to the "improved" designs of the Dalek villains from the long-running British sci-fi TV show Doctor Who. Daleks are the arch-nemesis of The Doctor and his alien Time Lord race. In S5E3 the IKEA Daleks were introduced. They looked the same as the original Daleks but with colourful Dalekanium (alien metal).

They look like the result of Daleks procreating with Power Rangers.

David: You know, Chris, whenever I see one of those new colourful Daleks I imagine M&Ms shooting out of their appendages.
Chris: Haha, you mean those IKEA Daleks? They look like toys, don't they?
David: Yeah! They look like they're made from plastic instead of Dalekanium.

by Rina Lam January 8, 2012