IF

a term of endearment used to describe a loveable, but often dumb kid.

Oh IF.... you idiot.

by randomdudenotnamedjr January 26, 2018

If

IF my balls where on your chin, where would my dick be.

IF my balls where on your chin, where would my dick be.

by DryMeABink September 28, 2018

If

"If" it's the elegant version of "Yes"

Stewardess: Do you have the flight belt on correctly?
Nicólas: If

by SobbingNoHoping November 23, 2021

If

Basically means agree

“This is boring”
Reply-“If”

by Tyla_Wala January 17, 2022

IF

An "ignorant f*&k" of a person. The saying goes..."you can't fix stupid" but you can't fix ignorant either as it means the same thing. You have "stupid f*&k" so, how about an "Ignorant F*&k?" And to be nice, we just say "IF" instead. It's funny how some friends of mine get offended when you call them ignorant but are fine with being called stupid!

I had the worst day at work having to deal with one "IF" after another! How many times do I have to provide my clients with usernames and passwords....too many "IF's" in the world of business.

by Rule68 February 10, 2022

if

If means that you do agree

That's if he will bring you a gift.

by Dogeconner January 23, 2023

If

"If you threatened kids then you have schizophrenia I don't even care"

Hym "That's not how that works and if that's how you're going to be about it I guess it's a good thing your kids are slaughtered and molested, isn't it? Right? Because if not what you're doing would be working... And it isn't. How many innocents labotomized? And how many little kiddy booty-holes fucked since? You'd be getting off the hook for it if not for the pedos, wouldn't you? And if I'm schizophrenic then I can just say this without being held accountable! Because it is both not a crime AND I'm nebulously crazy! Ha! You'd be getting away with it wouldn't you? But you're not. And won't. Forever!"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024