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indenial

someone who denys or is a shamed of what is really true
person A-u got big feet
person B-no i dont
person A-but u wear a size 15
person B-so what
person A-ur so indenial
person B-no im not
by msz.famousz April 5, 2009
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identitties

Tits that are identical in shape, size and softness, including nipple size, at least to the naked eye.

Sometimes associated with fake tits, identitties tend to fall under the category of "unrealistic expectations" and could come under fire at a site like makelovenotporn.com.

from L. idem = "the same" and titties = breasts, usually human and female
I prefer non-identitties to fake identitties anyday.

Pamela Anderson has identitties; Kate Winslet does not; both have been naked far too often on television.
by Alan-a-Dale March 15, 2011
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two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest shit ever. it's even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle.
Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”

Jotaro, Kakyoin and Polnareff: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020
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Identity

n.

Something that describes an individual entity by it's properties.
Humans can identify themselves with a birth name.

E.g.-"My mother named me Mistake, now I have an identity."
by xerocide July 31, 2008
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Identityjob

Hiring a male sex worker and informing him to roleplay as whatever, such as your coworker, specifying to never break character, then hiring a female sex worker and telling her the exact same thing. Usually accompanied by a hidden camera and/or recorder.
Person 1 (halfway inside Person 2’s ass): “Alright, out of roleplay for a moment, you’re giving me, like, 50 bucks for this, right?”
Person 2: “No idea where you got the number 50 from, and you’re not the prostitute here.”
Person 1: “You literally hired me!”
Person 2: “…Fuck, Identityjob.”
Person 3 (watching from hidden camera): “Goddamn it, didn’t even orgasm…”
by Sinsaunstalker May 2, 2023
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Indentured Servitude Curve

The reference to the curve of the underside of a chest, or breast

Can also refer to the curving altitude and angle of measurement in the curve of a penis
"Vatche has an indentured servitude curve the size of a 40 year old woman"
by ggfivetimesnore May 20, 2023
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Colourful racing identity

"Crook" or "gangster", expressed in a way that won't get you sued for libel, as used mainly in the Australian press.
Colourful racing identity John Gatano today fronted the magistrate's court to answer police allegations about his role in a massive heroin smuggling ring.
by mister_cj June 30, 2009
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