This one is one of a kind. When you are at a public swimming pool and have to get all naked with strangers to shower(mandatory in Iceland). You accidentally drop your towel while naked and you bend over to pick it up meanwhile somebody walks up behind you naked and you kiss his thigh with your pulsing prolapsing brown star.
Ahh shit man i went swimming last night with my kids and i accidentally gave some french tourist an Icelandic kiss
by TallerThanTallest July 14, 2017
Get the Icelandic Kiss mug.An Icelandic Stormtrooper is a highly reaccuring sight in Iceland, the reason why they are called "stormtroopers" is because of their bleached, short crop hair. They usually wear black jeans and black clothes. It's most common for them to come in packs 2-4+ people. It's hard do distinguish one stormtrooper from another because they all act, talk and look the same.
Hey bro I saw a group of Icelandic Stormtroopers outside the gym.
No way, it's like they're multiplying.
No way, it's like they're multiplying.
by JPalette September 22, 2023
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Most beautifuol women in the world! Famous for their beauty! Men go to Iceland just to look at the women!!
by THE REAL JULIA June 22, 2006
Get the Icelandic Women mug.The act of defecating into a condom (optional) and freezing it. The condom filled with frozen feces is then used to penetrate a partner's oriface.
Mother: Your father fucked in my ass last night with a frozen turd.
Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.
Child: Oh, we call that the Icelandic Icepick.
by Dr. Pickles January 29, 2009
Get the Icelandic Icepick mug.Iceland vs. Canada?? god help you. As one higly ranked officer on the u.n.army base in Keflavik said: "We, and the rest of the world should be thankful that this nation does not have an army and is peaceful, because specially trained navy-seal go partying downtown Reykjavik,and if they have an attitude towards the locals and go looking for a fight, they get beaten up by teenagers!! The vikings are alive but peaceful, but don´t give a drunk one a attitude, because they don´t know what it means to run away and don´t care about getting hurt, they just go berserk (another word for viking). It´s a matter of pride for them, imprinted in their genes. An army of Iceland would be without a dought the best fighting force of the planet, but as the acient warriors, they understand that fighting and violence is not the way to live. But when they drink all that can be easily forgotten, and they do drink alot.
Just look at the cod-wars. Icelandic coastguard-ship going head on in a game of chicken with huge british warships, and simply dare-ing them to use their guns. And of course the Icelanders never backed, never gave up, and won these "peaceful"-wars three times in a row!"
....so Canada? Don´t mess with what you know nothing of, ´cause you might hurt yourself in the progress.
Just look at the cod-wars. Icelandic coastguard-ship going head on in a game of chicken with huge british warships, and simply dare-ing them to use their guns. And of course the Icelanders never backed, never gave up, and won these "peaceful"-wars three times in a row!"
....so Canada? Don´t mess with what you know nothing of, ´cause you might hurt yourself in the progress.
Iceland : named the land of ice so people in overcrowded cities of Europe wouldn´t flock out there. Some say the best kept secret of the world.
Greenland: named so to attract people in Iceland to move there, but it didn´t work but the name stuck.
Greenland: named so to attract people in Iceland to move there, but it didn´t work but the name stuck.
by sindri October 2, 2006
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by SadPuppy7 September 18, 2019
Get the Icelandic Woodchipper mug.a very cold but volcanic place north of the british ilands the country of iceland has no military what so ever this makes it one of the most peaceful counties in the world despite being ancestors of the mean-as-fuck Vikings.
by Evil-ghost-ninja December 28, 2005
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