dixon iowa

A small ass town in bum-fuck Iowa. The town only consists of a bar, called the Legion where the drunks gpo to talk shit about their shitty jobs. Less than 200 people live here, though nearly half of them are drug dealers, or coke-whores. It is famous for the single pop machine attached to a telephone pole in the middle of nowhere. Dixon consists of one main road and a lot of small shitty alleys where random rabid dogs approach you. Do not buy drugs from these dogs. They've got some reggie shit. Buy from the creepy old sailor at the end of the main road. He's got the good shit.

Where the fuck is Dixon Iowa?

by Ckroegertrash June 14, 2016

Iowa Banging

When you're out on a dance floor and you finger a girl while dancing.

We were out on the dance floor Iowa Banging.

by Skew19 January 18, 2010

Iowa Interview

a person constantly asking questions that nobody want's to answer! just don't know when to shut the fuck up!

scott would stand behind people breathing heavy and swaying back & fourth asking questions that was none of his buisness , when he was told to get away, scott would ask more questions like having a Iowa Interview. ( who made you mad?, where did this come from, why did kenny break the calculator?,were did the lock to the dumpster go?, who is not here today?, do these tight sweat pants make my penis look large?, what are you looking up on the computer?),.....etc etc...

by russ sharp January 24, 2012

Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb

This action requires one full day of preparation. The day before hooking up with a filthy pig, every meal consists of eating nothing but corn on the cob. The morning of the hookup, you will need to ingest ONE full bottle of Ex-lax. While fucking her huge tits, and before you dump a load on her face, you release a massive ATOMIC like, explosive diarrhea of corn filled shit, from the the previous day's prep work onto her stomach. You then slide your ass up over her chest, onto her face, finally cleansing your ass in her hair. Thus leaving devastation everywhere.

If that filthy pig keeps it up, I'll have to give her an Iowa Atomic Corn Bomb. She's earned it.

by Don't you worry about it.... February 20, 2009

IWATSW

stands for 'I Was a Teenage Satan Worshipper.'
This is an indi/pop/electro group from Finland. Gained additional popularity through Myspace.

I can't wait for the new IWATSW album

by CheekyBottom July 26, 2009

iowa refund

Iowa Refund - when someone has a very corny bowel movement on their partner(s)

I got so wasted last night I think I did an Iowa Refund

by civeroy August 8, 2018

Selma, Iowa

The best place on earth where all the action is so jam packed that you blink and you miss it. Its such a small town that not only does everybody know everybody but everyone shares a town toilet which drains into the mighty Des Moines river.

I was driving by Selma, Iowa and I blinked and I missed all the fun.

by selmalover123 May 3, 2011