ion

it is a lazy way of saying i don't. i don't know how that makes any sense.
by monamona July 08, 2018
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A excellent paintball gun. At the price of 285 it comes with ramping and break beam eyes. Competes with gun 2x or 3x it's price. Made by Smart Parts inc.
by Paint Freak 98 April 04, 2005
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Ion

A term referring to a woman whose appearance can range from really good looking to downright ugly. As a result, males cannot categorize such a female on a scale of 1-10 as her ranking is incredibly volatile. Thus, their attractiveness is simplified to a different scale for this rare category of women which is marked by a +1 for looking good at the time or -1 for looking bad on an occasion, hence the term ion.
Damn that girl is such an ion, yesterday I would've banged her for sure but today she looks like snooki's asshole.
by Slumdog23 October 27, 2010
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Ione

Small piece of shit town, in the middle of fucking nowhere, Amador county.
All the kids think theyre badassmotherfuckers.. but they're not, the place is full of druggies and homeless meth crackwhores who fuck anyone (: its just disgusting.
and annoying.
*sees losers lwalking down the street like thy are hot shit* "they must be from Ione... psh loster.
by LivyBitch. April 02, 2011
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ion is a short word used during texting; when a person doesn't feel like using "I don't" they combine the word and make ion
Mariah ion want to wash those dishses today! Carrie ion feel like washing them either so get on your job!
by BrenTheDefintionOfReal February 26, 2018
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A word for bumbling retards who don’t care to spell out “I don’t”.
Ion want to go” - absolute fucking moron
by dpoderman February 18, 2019
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...ion...

Ion is someone who doesnt understand reality. Ion likes to bash people behind their back and make them needlessly suffer. Believes everything their so called friends say about someone, especially if it's a George Clooney meme.
...ion..., you just never listen to the right people. You should call that girl and ask her what's up, even though you make fun of everything about her.
by Juuuusssstthetruuuuuth January 08, 2019
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