intel

quote from post 15: "Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit." my definition

1: shit
2: not a cpu manufacturer, a chu (central heating unit) manufacturer
3: beaten easily by AMD cpu's
4: horrible at multitasking

1: Dammit Bob I told you to take the intel products down to the street. Now I have to wait until next week to get rid of it!
2: Paul overclock that fucking intel a bit more, I'm fucking freezing!
3: Joe, you need to fucking get rid of your goddamn intel, my sister's shit computer with 256mb of RAM, onboard audio, and everything else on it being even more shit can double process better than your computer with two intel P4 EE's supporting HT can with 4gb of RAM an SCSI hard-drive, and the best of every other component.
4: Billy, my old P4 EE supporting HT caused crashes at least once a day, and my AMD Duron has never been the cause of a crash. Be smart, don't get intel

Now children, don't be dumb, get AMD!

by intel termin8r December 28, 2005

intel

Processor company that, currently, is not the best for games, but is best for all around pc usuage. It does not even lag that much behind AMD (strictly gaming cpus) in most games. Retarded AMD fanboys that have no life and just play games all day suffer from windows crashing b/c their stupid Athlon64 wasnt built to multitask. Try playin mp3s, surfin web, and downloading at same time on an athlon64 and you will guarantee crash. Intel on the other hand, is a real cpu, built for everything. Gaming nerds back AMD b/c they are the underdogs to Intel, and also these AMD boys are poor college kids that dont know shit.

I love my Athlon64. But i dare not play some 50 cent and check my email at the same time.

Intel Person: Yo, lemme send u the new map on aim...just alt+tab out of the game..
AMD Person: ok..one sec...
(45 minutes later)
Intel Person: Where the f*ck did u go dude?
AMD Person: I had to reformat.

by Smarter May 2, 2005

Intel

Something that's better than AMD,
But more expensive

Friend 1: I just got a brand new processor, it's an i5 6500!
Friend 2: wow man, that's Intel, it so beats my AMD ps4 processor
Friend 1: PC MASTER RACE

by STARBURSTATTACK July 28, 2016

intel

If Advanced Micro Devices were Enormous sellouts and made Overheating garbage it would be Intel.
Also see shit.

Person 1: Damn dude my computer caught fire last night.
Person 2: Was it an Intel Pentium?

by fuckvisualstudio November 27, 2016

Intel

The biggest joke in computing since 2017

Bob: I just bought an Intel Core i9 11900KF
Tyrone: My AMD Ryzen 9 5950X easily outforms it in multicore though

by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021

Intel

One of the 2 major CPU makers. The other being AMD.

It's also apparently a slang for "intellect" or smth.

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by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

Intel

Short for Involuntary Telibate; it refers to someone who, in spite of all of their effort, cannot get better hardware.

"Yo wanna hang out at Jerry's place to play the new COD?"

"No way man, Jerry's a total Intel. His computer will just crash."

by ioletsgo January 26, 2025