by Frankpug November 14, 2006
by DumbAssOnHoliday November 15, 2005
One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service
Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"
Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."
by TheInsultant November 20, 2011
Girl- Your insults are getting weak.
Guy- At least they had strength at one time, yours have always been weak and still are.
Girl- You are such an asshole.
Guy- That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Guy- At least they had strength at one time, yours have always been weak and still are.
Girl- You are such an asshole.
Guy- That's exactly what I'm talking about.
by Solid Mantis September 03, 2020
by Hiroku123 August 06, 2007
insultment means your worst insult towards someone’s appearance/personality/possession/etc or even yourself.
by pumpkin nut in her butt June 16, 2020