tactical insertion

The act of gently pushing your way towards sex with a female who is way higher class than you. Typical uses are with both money and lies.

Time to lay down the tactical insertion.

by plain goldfish January 20, 2011

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florida sloth insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.

"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last nite."
-Ice T

by Sexy Sanchez and his dog Freeky Frito May 13, 2005

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faptical insertion

when you leave some tissues or a sock near your bed or fap place for when u next need to masturbate

(in chat) right bye i.m gonna go fap
Bob : don't forget a tissue
Jim: no problem mate i put a faptical insertion down earlier

by Meem machine244 November 21, 2016

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testicular insertion

Inserting ones testicles into another persons anus or vagina, often used to pleasure the women in different ways

My date was great last night, when it was over we went to my place and tried some testicular insertion

by Adroc57 October 6, 2017

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Deep insertion

Porn term. Inserting huge objects in either the vagina or anus.
You'll be surprised if how much can fit into either one of them

"I'll put my fist up your arse if you don't shut up"
"Why not both?"
"I'm just going to ignore that deep insertion reference for the sake of my fragile brain, good bye"

by UrbanOutfisters December 28, 2019

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