gank

A man's penis

She grabbed my gank, so I smacked that bitch up.

by Toad May 27, 2004

Metnik

A massive, mostly slick and wet shit.

Man, I drank so much beer last night, I have to take one hell of a Metnik this morning.

by Toad March 18, 2005

nek

nek means no

e.g someone says to you go tidy your room NEK

by TOAD October 11, 2003

grimple

A zit between dick/sack and ass hole. Usualy a white head. Broken down- pimple on grundle

Josh- "Ray i just whiped and it hurt so bacd"

Ray- "let me check it out"

Josh- (performs spread eagle)

Ray- "Dude you have a massive grimple"

Josh- "Pop that shit for me"

Ray- "No way theres a dingle berry on it"

by Toad December 12, 2004

scat insertion

Taking your own feces and inserting it into a womans twat or any available orifice.

anyone up for some scat insertions?

by ToAd February 25, 2004

Pink Sandwich

A form of torture whereby a large male dog is aroused to the point of having his penis come out. The victim is then strapped down and the dog ordered to sit on the victim's face. The "sandwich" is formed by the victim's lips, which act as the "bread," and the dog's penis, which becomes the "meat."

The Al Qaeda terriost told us everything after we administered 75 straight hours of Pink Sandwiches. He was psychologically bruised, yet was physically unharmed (with the exception of badly needing a breath mint.)

by Toad July 30, 2004

Viningly

Being like Mr. Vining

He viningly took away 5 pts. from his homework assignment.

by Toad March 05, 2004