Metal Inquisition

A branch of the Brotherhood of Metal. Known for their Anti-Chav activities, the Metal Inquisition can issue Cleansing notices to any McDonalds restraunt to clear the area of Chavs after a suspected outbreak of a Chav Infestation. If this is the case, an Inquisition member can then issue a closure notice one month prior to the cleansing notice being issued, if cleansing procedures havn't been met. during heavy Chav activities, the Metal Inquisition has been known to send people out to hunt down these Chav layabouts, these people are known as Chavhunters. The ranks of the Inquisition consist of:
Chavhunter
Inquisitor
Cleansing Inquisitor
Brother Inquisitor
High Inquisitor
Lord Inquisitor

Metal Inquisition: This McDonalds is to be closed due to the failure to act upon the Cleasning notice issued one month prior to this closure order being issued.

by Metal Master September 29, 2005

Spanish Inquisition

It was.... an unpleasant surprise for non-Christians...

People: (are not Christian)
Spanish: Have you ever had an unexpected war?
People: No...
Spanish: WOULD YOU LIKE TO? (Spanish Inquisition)

by BigPokemon November 3, 2020

inquisitiveness

curiosity; the degree to which a person or animal wants to learn new things.

Her inquisitiveness led to some seriously kinky (and dangerous!) sex.

by Smiff November 4, 2003

inquisitiveness

Hungry for learning!

His inquisitiveness greatly surpasses mine!

by Berticus November 3, 2003

The Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Everyone expects the Expectable Spanish Inquisition

Person One: "Hey man ho-"
The Expectable Spanish Inquisition: "No one expects The Expectable Spanish Inquisition"
Person One: "Fuck off"

by Ronny Mccoy March 29, 2021

spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

by Team Moxie September 2, 2013

Inquisitioner

A chad with factual opinions and consistent beliefs. He will refrain from insults in a debate and people can't prove his wrong because of how well he uses words to convey his points.

"Hey have you met Inquisitioner? He's pretty smart and chill."

by inquisitioner September 16, 2018