(n.) Street bicycle enthusiasts. They are usually very argumentative about their road rights despite not having road tax, registration or license. Other common traits include street sign blindness and apparent enjoyment of a narrow bicycle seat deeply inserted in their rectum. It's commonly believed that their over-tightened helmet and Dayglo body armor lend to their superhuman courage. Exhibiting herd mentality, they usually ride six abreast in packs of 36 or more. They are highly offended by bicycle paths, sidewalks and easements.
Driver: Holy $%#*, I almost squashed that guy like a bug when he shot through the stop sign!!
Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!
Passenger: Nobody expects the Spandex Inquisition! Buhm-buhm-buh!
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A cosplayer who took his on life on tik tok because of alligations leading up to him being a pedo , basically he was stressed out and blah blah blah this shit is boring .
Yo , you heard about the tik tok guy who took his own life on tiktok?
Ye man , its sad to see inquisitor die , he was my favorite cosplayer.
Ye man , its sad to see inquisitor die , he was my favorite cosplayer.
by the avrg neo-nazi October 19, 2023
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Get the inquire mug.The hardcore level female security group in Final Fantasy XIII located in Edenhall. They look like they are wearing dominatrix outfits and will beat the crap out your team.
by AntiAnon May 24, 2011
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Ronald: Have YOU been drinking?
Tony: Don't give me an inquisolution, saucebuckets - answer me. (or "Don't inquisolve, saucebuckets - answer me.")
Ronald: Have YOU been drinking?
Tony: Don't give me an inquisolution, saucebuckets - answer me. (or "Don't inquisolve, saucebuckets - answer me.")
by Kevin Landers September 2, 2008
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During a recent bi-monthly mind expansion clinic, I had an epiphany, and realized I had surpassed the Doctoral prerequisite and could now apply for my PH.d as a Pharmacratical Inquisitionist.
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