proximity infatuation

An infatuation that develops out of close-quarters operation with another person.

"I swear I'm in love with this girl from Philosophy class. I've been sitting next to her for like three weeks and it's obvious we're meant for each other."

"Well do you know anything else about her? I bet you've just made up a life outside of class for her in your head. You're getting caught up in a short-sighted proximity infatuation man, just wait a couple weeks after class is over and you won't even remember her."

by SemperLieSuckah September 2, 2007

Infatuation

Where the rose-colored lenses of the mind play their trick, filtering its perceptions to see that which it chooses to see.

In infatuation, one sees the object of their affection as they wish; in Love, one sees them as they are.

by WhatYouThinkVWhatYouKnow June 21, 2013

infomo

So like, the fear of missing out (FOMO) but for information. This can be any piece of information--from gossip, to a story, to a scientific fact, or more.

"I know something you don't know."
"Dude, tell me."
"I'll tell you the next time I see you."
"No! Now I have infomo, you gotta tell me."

by tbaam November 23, 2019

infomercial

How wordactors down on their luck/word make money. Origin: Contractions of the words informational and commercial. Interestingly enough is neither informational, nor commercial.

And if you call in right now, we'll throw in this remarkable mock-leather carrying case, absolutely free of charge!

by Vampiro September 4, 2003

infatuation

Infatuation consists of people thinking they are in love but when indeed it is just a deep lust or like for another person.

Infatuation sucks.

by The Jinj July 3, 2003

infomercial

a 30 minute commercial you watch at 6:30 in the morning that somehow is addicting and makes you not want to change the channel

i have to watch this windsor pilates infomercial because it's.... uhhhhrrrr.... (stares at screen as if posessed)

by andie September 20, 2003

infomercial

A 30 minute commercial disguised as something newsworthy or groundbreaking.

Buying a ginsu knife will somehow make me a better cook!

by Anonymous September 9, 2003