texting it in 

If phoning it in means doing something without giving a shit, texting it in takes not caring about something to new heights.

Nate: Wow. Barsin took a 3-hour lunch and has been playing mini-putt on the Internet since he got back. What's he thinking?
Brian: Yeah dawg, he's been texting it in for the last 3 months.

texting it in by cliffdogg August 17, 2010

Texted it In 

The modern equivalent of phoning it in, but even more lazy / less inspired because you don't actually have to talk to another person.

I know, they totally texted it in

Texted it In by Hobbestuna May 29, 2010

intexticated 

Describes people who drive while sending text messages on their phones.

"Dude, what was THAT?!"
"Probably just some intexticated highschooler."

"How did she get in a car accident?"
"She was intexticated."

intexticated by Courtney Terry June 12, 2007

driving while intexticated 

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

driving while intexticated by mlhiss September 24, 2009

Intexternal 

Used to refer to both the internal and external.

Intexternal recruitment (lit. Internal and External Recruitment).

Intexternal by Joseph Rothwell October 27, 2007

intexticated 

Driving while texting on a cell phone.

The police pulled over Susie because they had suspicion she was intexticated.

intexticated by LeviLover March 8, 2009

intexticated 

A state in which someone attempts to walk and compose a text message at the same time. Lack of attention paid to the walking portion causes stumbling, loss of direction, and pedestrian collisions.

John was so intexticated that he didn't see where he was going, and slammed right into his boss.

intexticated by Industries February 15, 2008