ihaveyourkidsinmybasment

He’s honestly the best person you could ever meet. Spend every minute with him while you can please. He’s special and limited edition so treat him well. I honestly feel bad bad for you if you aren’t close friends with him

Also hurt him,and I’ll run you over.
Love him or you’re homophobic

“ihaveyourkidsinmybasment Is my favorite person”

“Same!”

by Mewkla June 23, 2021

ihavetoomanywives

my favourite non binary lesbian to ever walk the planet. As you can tell xe has... a lot of wives 😀 and is obsessed with Anya Taylor Joy (as they should tbh)

great personality and their humour is 10/10

"ihavetoomanywives is so hot i think i might just pass away"
"did you see ihavetoomanywives new video?"

by Alariaastero October 5, 2021

isavel

a cutie patootie w a big fat booty. i love u isavel YAY

“yooooo who’s that over there w the big ass dick”
“isavel!”

by cock-so-big-it’s-a-shishkebab August 8, 2022

ilovebeingwithyou andithinkyouare veryawesomeandthecutestfuckingthing ihaveeverseenandilikeyoualot

a term to one person that you have strong feelings for

i told her that "ilovebeingwithyou andithinkyouare veryawesomeandthecutestfuckingthing ihaveeverseenandilikeyoualot" and she was in awe

by raymond625 November 9, 2008

Isavela

A hot , big ass , loyal , and will take sex anytime . She’ll take your breath away! Not many people have her name , so if she has it , take her

Isavela will also give u a good ass lap dance ;)

by Horsietypagirl July 1, 2019

ihaveajuicebox

the very great auden! shes a great author on wattpad!

Person1: Hey do you know who is ihaveajuicebox on wattpad?
Person2: Yes! Auden is great i love her books

by llasagna May 11, 2021

ihave3chickens

The man with the mightiest cock. His cock is so big 3 hoes can sit on it. He will fuck you up in any game and eat your girl out easily.

Friend : Yo that guy has a mighty cock
Me : No shit his username is ihave3chickens

by zombies_2123123 June 19, 2020