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An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.
"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."
by AH73 October 17, 2013
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If it ain't dank it stank

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.
M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."
by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016
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if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman
Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.
by Saul Godman May 11, 2022
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If it's snowing, then I'm going

When somebody goes somewhere because they heard white girls will be there.

(Mostly used by horny e-boys)
Are you going to the party?

If it's snowing, then I'm going.
by Griffin :) November 26, 2022
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What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.
To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high

A traditional saying said when an individual has smoked a marijuana cigarette right down to the roach. It is beilieved that once said it will give off a stronger, longer lasting marijuana high
Stoner A: hey lads im after finishing the joint
Stoner B,C,D,E: If it goes down a happy joint its a stronger high
by The joint smoker November 1, 2019
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If it’s on the clock

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.
by Accidental rape February 13, 2018
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