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icarly

a conspiracy set out by the goverment to force young children between 7-18 to watch crapy Telivison shows due to the downfall in the econemy
dude 1:did you watch icarly last night night? dude2:hell no its a conspiracy! FBI burst though window, FBI agent:get the floor! Dude2:fuck not again
by megadikk July 10, 2009
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iCarly

THE DEATH OF NICKELODEON.....well, nickelodeon died sooo long ago. 90's nickelodeon was THE SHIT!!!

icarly is about some whinny overly dramatic bitch Carly, her tomboy acting, also overly dramatic friend Sam who constantly picks on Freddy, and their tech "geek" freddy who has a massive crush on Carly. Spencer is carly's quirky brother, whom is very artistic....and also stupid.....gibby is some fat kid who takes his shirt off....not kidding, and gibby has been turned into a joke for the entire show.

icarly has a horrible sense of humor, plays laugh tracks (electronic laughter) like every 5 seconds.....and tries really hard to be "cool." By their use of words like "chiz" "nub" "hobnocker" and it fails miserably at trying to be cool.........its horrible and will cause cancer.
Carly and Sam are stupid little whiny materialistic overly-dramatic cunts.

And freddy is nothing but a computer nerd with no godamn spine........or balls.......whichever.....
Person1: Hey! Do you watch icarly?

Person2: No.....

Person1: really? icarly is the chiz! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!

Person2: ..GTFO!!!

Person1: Youl never understand the awesomeness of icarly, cuz your a nub.

Person2: Grabs gun and shoots person1.
by ISPEAKDEALWITHITCUNT September 18, 2010
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icicle

A common abdominal pain that can occur without warning. The term "icicle" is used because the pain can be described as if an icicle has been violently shoved into your rectum and has pierced through your internal organs, a very sharp and intense, yet quick pain.
Yesterday when I was eating lunch with Antonio, he let out a quick gasp followed by a muttered "ow". I'm pretty sure he had his first icicle.
by Limblessless December 14, 2008
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iCarly

The fall of good television as we know it. The show has conflicts that are usually resolved by predictable outcomes. The humor is neithor satire nor comedy, it's a new blend of humor called nonsensism. The two bitches constantly stick their faces in front of the camera whick makes viewers flinch due to their faces being too fucking round and convex. Their jokes are as poor and just sad. And what's with the 20 year old hanging out with two ugly whores.
Dude 1: ( enters room )
dude 2: are you watching icarly?
Dude 1: no, I just watch it because… Carly is kinda cute.

Dude 2: you must be fucking gay if you think Carly is a girl. She needs to grow out of her size A-.0001 bra size. And don't you see that bulge on her crotch. Fucking crotch stuffer.

Dude 1: I'm changing the channel to seinfield.
by Hempn February 27, 2010
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ICarly

ICarly is a popular teen show(it's targeted for teenagers, but gets a lot of viewers from tweens and younger)made by Nickelodeon.

It's about three teenagers starting a web-show. The three teenagers consist of

Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) is the host of her own popular web show, iCarly, which she produces with her two best friends, Sam and Freddie.

Sam Puckett (Jennette McCurdy) is one of Carly's best friends and co-host of iCarly.

Freddie Benson (Nathan Kress) is also one of Carly's good friend and neighbor. He is the technical producer of iCarly.

Then they're Carly's older brother, Spencer Shay(Jerry Trainor) and also the three teenagers' friend Gibby(Noah Munck) that makes an occasional appearance on the web-show.

There is currently five seasons out of ICarly that is shown on Nickelodeon. It's taped at the Nickelodeon On Sunset
Hollywood, California.
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Tween Girl #1: Hey, look, ICarly is going to be on, hurry up with the popcorn!

Tween Girl #2: OK, hold on, I just need to pull it out of the microwave!
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 27, 2011
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Test Icicles

1. To test an icicle
2. A very good english band made up of three very good looking boys: Sam E Danger, Raaary Decihells, and DevMetal.
1. Primitive men used to Test Icicles to ensure their sturdiness prior to using them as a stabbling weapon
2. Test Icicles is the shit, fo reeeeeeeeel.
by gahdgfdvbd October 14, 2005
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Icicle Fingers

When your fingers are so cold texting is almost impossible.
Guy: Hyey hoe are yiu doing?
Guy 2: What?
Guy: Sorry man I got icicle fingers
by Acecard22 January 24, 2016
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