R.O.I.

acronym for Return On Investment
- applied to sexual relations earned after spending time and money trying to garner a woman's favor. (Ex: . Usage Note: The person who receives the ROI does not have to be the person that put the time in. Ex: Jason spent months taking Laura out and spent lots of money, but his friend Mike got the ROI. Editor's Note: thanks are due to Jason Cox for creating this term

After 14 dates worth of dinners and drinks he still had not received his R.O.I.

by mdiaz April 28, 2005

O.I.L.

This is what the Bush Administration first called the war in Iraq... that is until they realized what it spelled.

MR. FLEISCHER: Good afternoon. Let me give you a report on the President's day. The President this morning has spoken with three foreign leaders. He began with Prime Minister Blair, where the two discussed the ongoing aspects of Operation Iraqi liberation.

by Wonkajava April 25, 2004

O I C

Oh, I see.

Used for when you have just understood and comprehended something. Can only be written or typed.

Dave: "Sorry man, I just ran over your dog"

Claude: "O I C"

by CharlieA July 18, 2006

p/o.i,umyntbrvecwxqz

Well, you already tried qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/ so maybe there's a chance that qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/ isn't taken? nope. every combination with any pattern is on Urban Dictionary. Go read a book.

Friend 1: None of the patterns aren't on Urban Dictionary

Friend 2: What about qzwxecrvtbynumi,o.p/

Friend 1: nope, not p/o.i,umyntbrvecwxqz either

Friend 2: Damn.

by absolute bruh moment November 11, 2019

B.I.O.M.F

B.I.O.M.F. Is an expression of defiance, first used by inner city teachers angry at excessive testing and closing of inner city schools, that has spread to activists around the country. It’s literal meaning is “Bring It On Mother Fucker” but its ambiguity allows it to be passed off as something less inflammatory when displayed at meetings, rallies and demonstrations. Teachers all over the country use it to show they are ready to fight for better conditions

B.I.O.M.F, we’re going to fight racism till there’s nothing left

by MC Firedogg September 21, 2018

o.m.m.i.o

On My Momma I'm On

O.M.M.I.O, and thats for sure.

by flame400 October 12, 2017

o-h-i-o

A chant that occurs in Columbus, Ohio between 2 individuals or 2 groups of people who are too stupid to get that not everyone they see gives a rat's ass about sports and can't spell the name of the four letter state they live in without help from other idiots. Proof that OSU students don't learn anything but how to get arrested, drink, fight, watch football and date rape each other. Anyone who yells "O-H" at you in Columbus is a complete waste of flesh and deserves to get their ass kicked.

O-h-i-o? It's a sad state of affairs when spelling the word Ohio is a group effort for homophobic jerks (who attend an institute for higher learning) that spend all their free time watching something as homoerotic as football.

by j-rocka1337 June 22, 2010