I could buy you and sell you 

A supercilious phrase, meant to say that the speaker is so much richer (and, by implication, cooler) than the hearer that the second person's opinions/possessions/whatever fail to matter at all.

Why, you insufferable poser, I could buy and sell you!

I could buy you and sell you by Marchbanks May 2, 2004

"I have a bridge to sell you"

ur stupid for believing me.

If you believe that, "I have a bridge to sell you".

"I have a bridge to sell you" by Hezzah December 19, 2008

I could buy you and sell you 

Essentially, "I am much richer than you." A stronger form of "I could buy you." Usually a derisive phrase.

"I could buy you and sell you," said Bill Gates to his impoverished employee.

I could buy you and sell you by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

I have a bridge to sell you

This phrase came about after a Con-man by the man of George C. Parker sold the Brooklyn Bridge twice a week for 30 years.

LINK: https: // en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_C._Parker

Person 1: Hey I hear the Earth is a Globe.

Person 2: OH Yeah? I have a bridge to sell you /I have a bridge, do you want to buy it?

I have a bridge to sell you by JohnnyReaper May 20, 2016

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna

Hide Whatever you Got, Police!

"I smell Squirrel, Hide your Tuna"
Oh, Shit Run!

I Smell Squirrel, Hide Your Tuna by Nick Morgan January 18, 2006

I put a spell on you 

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'

I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!

I put a spell on you by zoejjj August 20, 2019

i have a bridge to sell you

A phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.

Person 1:"Marijuana is illegal because it's bad for you."

Person 2: "If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you."

i have a bridge to sell you by Scratch4416 September 14, 2013