i didn't mean de

When you bring a killer to your friends by accident on a gen

Tim why the fuck did you bring the killer to me
I didn't mean de Mike

by Ji woon hak December 18, 2021

I didn't Where's Waldo it

Not looking hard for something.

Kevin: Did you find the plunger
Laura: no, I didn't Where's Waldo it

by anonymous June 7, 2022

I didn't sign up for this!

A universal saying for not getting what one wants, usually said by a cowardice.

(after moving in with a new roommate)

D: I want a new roommate not a third boyfriend! I didn't sign up for this!

Jack: Okay chill out queer-bait.

by Rex Kwon Do Dojo December 7, 2010

I Didn’t ask

A quote used by most arseholes in society to express little interest in what someone is trying to say, even when the speaker can be trying to engage in a conversation and show up events in their life, opinions, or personality traits.
Can be redeemed if you are the victim by saying “I didn’t ask if you asked”

Speaker 1- “I find this song a heavy criticism of our government and states power and i like the lyrics”
Dickhead 1- “ I didn’t ask”
Speaker 1- “I didn’t ask if you asked”
Dickhead 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked”
Speaker 1-“I didn’t ask if you asked if I asked if you asked”
And so oooonnnnnnnn......

by 0lstr060 May 18, 2021

I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

a humorous way of denying that you farted

Person 1: Eww! Come on, did you just fart?

Person 2: I didn't fart, my sphincter blew you a kiss

by what do i care 125 August 25, 2022

I didn't make it

When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.

I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.

by callingyouinsecret June 16, 2009