i would tax you

I would fuck you.

Damn cutie I would tax you!

by Joe mamma November 05, 2013

If I could I would

If I could fuck I would fuck

I told Ashley the other day on snap If I could I would

by Happyfingers123 November 01, 2021

I would do my part

A subtle way to say that you would obviously hook up with an attractive girl, without sounding desperate.

Ian: Wow, Lily is looking good today. I would love to lay her out on that table and...
Karl: Come on dude, don't be so crass. But yes, I would do my part.

by John Wilkes Boothman October 08, 2009

i would put it in her mouth

saying that a girl is worthy of having your genitals in their mouth

guy 1: hey you see that hot ass chick!
guy 2: "i would put it in her mouth."
guy 1: totally

by Kacktastic April 30, 2010

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 04, 2009

I would lick her poo

A self degrading statement to emphasise the lengths you would go to be with the woman in focus.

Person 1 - "phwoar look at her!"

Person 2 - "I would lick her poo !"

by James Woods February 27, 2008

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020