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Keep I.T. Real 

Similar to 'keep it real', Keep I.T. Real is all about geeks staying true to themselves and being honest in their day-to-day role-playing, gaming, case-modding, two-minute-noodle-eating, Star Trek/Star Wars-watching lives.
"Hey Norman, have you tried turning it off then on again?"

"You want a fight, Poindexter??"

"No way, I just like to Keep I.T. Real. Maybe try googling it instead?"
Keep I.T. Real by Lolita Licorice September 21, 2009
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I'mma Keep It A Gurt 

A mash-up between "IKIAB" and "Gurt."

Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
Bro 1: "Yo I'mma Keep It A Gurt, he's Gurting Rn"
Bro 2: "Fr Fr"

Very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you 

My amazing boyfriend (omg I can’t believe I can say that now) who makes me so freaking happy and I would do anything for :)
Him: that word is not in the dictionary

Me: wanna bet

Me: very very very cute I can’t keep my eyes off you

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<.7.9.7.6.> It Is SO Beautiful, Therefore, I Want TO Keep It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.> 

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"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" 

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me 

I'm not letting you steal my future.
Hym "I'm not letting you keep the money you made off me. This has nothing to do with my identity. You're not ever going to make the point you're trying to make and you don't care in the first place because doing this to me allows you to do something you could never do on your own."