psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

I can't breath by toxdoc March 21, 2022

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I can't do two things at once

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023

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I can't ride on that love

What you say when someone makes a promise to you which is unlikely to be fulfilled. Another way to say "talk is cheap".

Boss: I would love to give you the promotion.
Hapless: Yeah? Well give it then, because I can't ride on that love.

Jane: If you buy me a drink, maybe we could spend the night making passionate love.
Tarzan: Well, I can't ride on that love, so I am going to hook up with Cheetah for a sure night of animal action.

I can't ride on that love by ZebraRedBoots March 27, 2009

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I can't Breathe

Often used by guilty people when apprehended by police. These people often scream "I can't breathe" but in reality it means "I'm Guilty"

Child killer Keith Moses continuously screamed "I can't breathe" as he was apprehended by police after murdering 3 people including a 9 year old girl.

I can't Breathe by ShoeGod420 February 28, 2023

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