I can't even...

An incomplete thought used generally by the Caucasian-American female when something causes them to laugh rather hard. Typically, the Caucasian female does not know what she "can't even".

Caucasian female 1: Omg, Did you see this Vine yet??
Caucasian female 2: No! Show me!
Caucasian female 1: *Shows her*
Caucasian female 2: *Literally dying* Bahaha! Omg, I can't even...!

by The Jon Harrison April 29, 2014

I can't even

When you literally can't even! When your emotions are so fucked up that you just can't even.

"He is so hot! I can't even."
"Omfg! I hate you so much! I can't even."

by Steve5214 June 25, 2016

I can't care

Physically or mentally not capable of caring.

So what do you want for dinner?

I can't care.

by Wolfin_ May 19, 2006

I can't even

This phrase came from social media like Instagram, usually when a post is funny or strange. Now it has evolved into another "typical white girl word" like "starbucks" or "chipotle" .

Did you see Kayla's twerking video on instagram? Yeah, I can't even!

Girl, the new kid is fiiine! I know right, I can't even.

by the pretty one June 19, 2014

I can't be ringed

I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter

Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!

Me: .... I can't be ringed.

Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.

Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?

by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010

I can't decide?

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)

I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.

by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017

i can't breathe

When a cop kills a black guy for no fucking reason.

"Man you read the news tonight?"
"What happened?"
"Another I can't breathe, AGAIN."

by MedusaSuckIt December 8, 2014