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Hirini

Maori word for man with massive shlong.
my hirini is falling out my shorts.
by Maori word donor June 20, 2011
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Hairism

When someones hair colour is made fun of, or used in a stereotypical way
'Hey Izzy, you're such a blonde!' reply, 'THATS HAIRISM!'
by januzajfan February 26, 2015
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hiring

Are you hiring?
Yes I had to fire my last girlfriend. She couldn't hold her fork right.
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by streetvet March 19, 2014
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hirializ

Hirializ is a beautiful and spirited young lady that every one always tends to get along with, she is medium height and has beautiful brown eyes. Every girl wishes they were her
" Wow she is so hirializ today "
by Ow3nrocks March 13, 2017
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hairijuana

when someone smokes so much weed you can smell it coming from their hair.

you can smell it better if they haven't bathed lately
man, that dude smells like weed!

No, its his hairijuana
by Tehwordmista November 21, 2010
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hairiola

The outer ring of a woman's nipple that has hair growing out of every orface.
The dentist was proud of the way I flossed with my girlfriend's hairiola.
by Carl Jackson December 20, 2004
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Now Hiring

This is what places of business put in their window or other prominent location, usually in the form of a sign, banner, or other such thing when they are seeking new employees.

Sometimes seen in newspaper advertisements as well.

These words pop up everywhere after school lets out for the summer. (sometimes in the form of Help Wanted, Positions Available, or other similar terms).

For many, this presents an opportunity to get a summer job and make some money - whether to save for school, material possessions, or simply the future. This is perfectly fine and is what the majority of us students seem to do.

For others, however, these two simple words are most unwelcome because we simply wish to chill out and enjoy the warm weather and short freedom from school.

It's not that we're all a bunch of lazy slackers, druggies, or whatever - some of us are have a great work ethic and aspirations for the future - we just want to have a leisurely summer break (after working our a**es off all year in high school or college).

When parents, family, or other older adults see this sign, they nag us incessantly to sacrifice our well-deserved vacation and apply for a job.
Dad: Hey son, I saw a Now Hiring sign at the local grocery store. You need to go get a job.
Me: Damn.
by kirE December 29, 2008
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