Hyperretardic

Adj:

An excessive amount of retardism in a person’s being exhibited by the stupidest actions; a figuratively “overflowing” amount of dumbassery. A medical condition that should be taken seriously.

Examples:) Flat Earthers

Those Flat Earthers sure are Hyperretardic!

Have you seen how Hyperretardic this project is?

by BigYumYum January 12, 2020

rectal hyperventilation

A condition where the rectum has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a "panic attack"-causing the owner of said rectum to faint and therefore become incapable of participating in said sexual act-to the great relief of the rectum.

"Hey Baby-hows about some kinky butt sex"
"Sure Hun-lets go"
Anus...."Fuuuuuuckkkk....Noooooo.....Im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of "rectal hyperventilation" similiar to a panic attack where the "flight or flight"mechanism is hampered by the butts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the fuck away-instead it causes "Baby" to collapse in a faint in a public place making anal sex impossible or at least illegal!

by Iamthecupoftea May 18, 2010

hyperdeath

When you die but come back to life. This is in undertale, a game. Asriel is the god of hyperdeath.

I AM THE GOD OF HYPERDEATH, BOW DOWN TO ME

by random person that helps you May 20, 2018

hypermetacognition

Thinking about thinking about thinking.

When I wondered if the police officer would believe that Jacob knew that he was on to him, it was an example of hypermetacognition.

by dickface cockmaster January 24, 2011

hypersexual

an obsession with sexual thoughts, urges, or behaviors that may cause distress or that negatively affects health, job, or relationships

You hear that hypersexual narb kissed two best-friends consecutivley?

by jankjawn January 30, 2023

hyperethno-pronunciation

refers to the manner in which someone utters a particular word or phrase in an accent consistent with his/her native dialect, but inconsistent with the spoken language of the sentence.

"At 6:30 we will be covering an incredible story about a 39 year old woman from los-AN-jə-ləs, California who claims she can cure cancer with just a dash of peek-o-day-GY-o, shake of green SALL-sah, and generous amounts of drunken kah-ɽah-ꜜke."

Back to you Leen-DAH."

"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

Hypersexual

Someone that's excessively interested or involved in having sex/sexual activity, male or female.

Another word for "hoe" can be hypersexual.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 14, 2005