hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

Hocus

Someone’s minge

I’ll pocus your hocus

by Silly Cunt72 October 3, 2018

hycusk

A very hydrated, cute, and skinny person.

Damn, is that a hycusk? It must be Jared.

by gingerluna May 8, 2019

hocus locus

What a Levi says to summons locusts from the depths of the abyss to scare off small children.

damn Levi is gonna hocus locus your ass

by m0on? September 8, 2019

Hocus

An amazing demi-god like person, or better known as the demon in your walls

Is that rats? No that's just Hocus in our walls again

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus

A little demon who lives in your walls, but is actually pretty chill

What was that noise?! Don't worry that's just Hocus. Probably brought snacks

by Youronlinedad November 24, 2021

Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus

A phrase to be used when a friend, acquaintance or otherwise known person says something so utterly false and simply wrong, that you must quickly and deliberately inform them of their logical fallacy.

"Ass is better than boobs" said a jew
"Hocus pocus your opinion is bogus" said the greek

by Thechickenmaster6000 February 20, 2022