humpytoy

Toy a dog likes to hump.

Will you be my Humpytoy?

by Sam November 14, 2004

humpy town

Tappahannock, Va. Chris Brown's hometown. This tiny hamlet also was featured in Farenheit 911. A small, inbred place, famous for beating girlfriends/wives.

Humpy 1: RiRi was mad cuz Chris got a txt from Paris, and Chris gave RiRi the smackdown.

Humpy 2: He learned all that in Humpy Town.

by whatshesaid February 11, 2009

humpy town

A slur against Tappahannock, Virginia. There are only 1500 people, but one happens to be rapper Chris Brown. So everybody pretends to be a kingpin. Most of the people happen to be humpy, however.

Humpy 1: "He got all up in my face 'cuzza his grrl talkin' 'bout my grill."
Humpy 2: "Snap!"
Humpy 1: "Jus life in Humpy Town."

by Benton Squirrelhead December 24, 2006

humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

Humpy Humpy

Purple plush spiked and relatively hideous yet loveable pillow pet. Large eyes, strange psychological arousing effects, has the ability to shift to random places not shy from the freezer, oven warmer drawer or ceiling. Often gets fisted or sexually violated with a boomerang. The perpetrator of many questionable acts, such as couch burning, specific-flatmate-insulting, giraffe burning and attracting Fokkos to our household.

Christine: Dude, what the hell is that?
Georg: It's Humpy Humpy.
Christine: Where the hell did he come from?
*all of a sudden, Humpy Humpy is humping Tiffany's leg*
Daniel: "... WHAT DA FUCK..."
Thomas: What does the Fokko say?
Fokko: Greg threw me on the floor. I only weigh 56 kilos.
Georg: I better Skype my dad about this...

by iwanttousemyrealname November 3, 2013

Get Humpy

If you wanna hit just say” lets get humpyyyy “. DICKHEADDD

Female: ask me a question

Random north philly yb : when u gonna let my manz nas get humpy

by Yall be dick eating bril June 25, 2022

humpty dumpty

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

by Jeff D April 19, 2003