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Relative Humidity

The beads of sweat you get on your balls when you're fucking your aunt.
Man, it was hot out last night! My pants were soaked from the relative humidity when Ida and I came in from the porch.
by John Vanderlay March 22, 2008
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Humility

Humility \hu-mil-ity\

1) The art or state of being humbled.

2) To study 30 years to show your-self approved, when at the end of 30 years finding your-self knowledgeable with information to answer most of the questions that no one is looking for the answers to.

3) To offer your services to others for free, and have them turn and walk away.

4) To spend a life gaining the whole world, and at the end, giving everything gained to someone who didn’t work for it, and will most likely throw it all away.

5) To try to live a life of integrity, only to have it stolen from you in the end. And that, by someone who doesn’t have integrity.

6) To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”
To find out that the definition of humility probably came from the root word “futility.”
by Confused by life February 3, 2010
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Humility

Being awesome at something and then telling people you are not awesome at it.
That awesome guy showed a lot of humility by saying he wasn't that awesome.
by someonesmarterthanyou April 27, 2010
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humitity

1. (adj)An environment so humid that it creates boob/breast/titty sweat.

2. (adj) The excessive presence of boob/breast/titty sweat resulting from a hot and humid environment.
3. Term is applicable to any male or female anatomical part.
It’s so hot in here. My boobs are humitity.
by Mack-The-Best-Boy September 9, 2021
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Humility brag

To conspicuously show off how humble one is. To advertise that one doesn't have an ego, that one doesn't want or seek status or attention, doesn't care about fame/fortune, etc.
Look at John humility bragging about how he never takes credit for anything!
by Human Peacocking May 12, 2023
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relative humidity

A feeling of uncomfortable warm dampness while visiting in-laws or extended family.
Bob: How was the reunion?
Sam: Fine, except for all of the relative humidity.
by dintx March 19, 2011
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Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.
Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!
by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010
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