Humberside Headset

A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.

Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.

1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."

Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"

Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."

2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'

by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009

Humble Fuck

1. To fuck or penetrate in some way a person in order to break them down to a point of humbling before you.

2. Synonymous with "owning" "spanked" or variations on the theme but often with an extra implied harshness.

1. John was humbled by the ass raping Rick gave to him in the showers. John was given a humble fuck or John was Humble Fucked

2. I grabbed the girl by her hair and humbled fucked her face.

by Big Daddy J & Dr. J July 29, 2009

humblefucking

When someone chooses to fuck someone from a lower class in an attempt to prove they are not an elitist jerk.

The fact that someone would even think of engaging in humblefucking is classist in itself!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021

eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error

It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.

by The Return of Light Joker December 29, 2008

in my far from humble opinion

An assertive phrase to introduce one's opinion by someone who is supremely confident it is the only valid viewpoint that makes logical sense. It is often abbreviated to IMFFHO. It should not be used by the faint hearted or those that cannot back it up with facts.

In my far from humble opinion, Matt Oxley writes like he's sitting on a time-bomb waiting for it to explode so he can be the first to report it
In my far from humble opinion, Valentino Rossi will never win another world championship

by Eyre of the Fred April 18, 2018

Humblebee

A person (typically an artist) who is so humble they won't even accept compliments. They will often brush off any praise they get and say they opposite.

Person 1: Wow! Your art is absolutely incredible!
Person 2: No it's not, it's awful, stop lying.
Person 1: I'm not lying, it's true!
Person 2: Yes you are, my art sucks.
Person 1: Stop being such a Humblebee

by SinnyDayInHell October 9, 2017

humbler

A piece of bondage equipment designed to immobilize males. A humbler consists of two bars about 24" long with hardware to clamp them together. The bars are notched in the center. To use the humbler the male bends at the waist and knees and his ball sack is pulled back through his legs. The humbler is then clamped into place across the scrotum between the testicles and penis behind the male's thighs with the scrotum in the notch. Once in place it is impossible for the male to straighten his legs without painful streaching of the ball sack. Being in a humbler is a humilating experience for male subs, and brings B&D sessions to a new level.

Buffy told us last night last night she tried out a humbler on her new boyfriend. She said at first boy was he surprised. Then after a while he seemed to like it. Now he's her bitch LOL.

by elbert March 17, 2007