Jacob Hoggard

Jacob Hoggard from Hedley. The man with the one and only gazillion pack.

I wish I had a gazillion pack like Jacob Hoggard, and not just a 6 pack.

Holy look at Jacob Hoggard's abs! He's got a gazillion pack!

by bnw9 September 27, 2009

Huggernaut.

A force/object/person that embraces everything and everybody in its path out of sheer love

The great Buddha is a classic example of the 'huggernaut.'...

by 6 Pack Trinity January 23, 2011

ted haggard

Ted Arthur Haggard is an American evangelical preacher. He is also known for having fucked Mike Jones, denying it, then accepting it and subsequently resigning his leadership of the National Association of Evangelicals.

Ted Haggard: I am a deceiver and a liar. The fact is I am guilty of sexual immorality...There is a part of my life that is so repulsive and dark that I've been warring against it all of my adult life.

Me: You're teh ghey. Both literally and metaphorically.

Ted Haggard: I know...

by Rodrigoh! December 11, 2008

Haggard's Law

The likelihood of a person harboring secret desires to engage in sexual and/or romantic activities with members of the same sex is directly proportional to the frequency and volume of said person's vocalized objections to homosexuality.

Haggard's Law, Ted Haggard, Roy Ashburn, Priests from that Vatican Scandel

by maxiplatypus March 5, 2010

Haggard Garage

A youtube channel that panders to children who cannot afford to properly modify a vehicle. They are the epitome of ricers, and they have this idea that if they call themselves ricers ironically that they have defused their detractors (the I <3 Haters argument). Their feature vehicle is a pitiful Miata that begs for sweet release from life. Haggard Garage is the physical embodiment of everything that is wrong with young car "enthusiasts" today.

Adult - Why is that Miata making that god awful sound?
Child #1 - Because Haggard Garage they do it for fun.
Child #2 - Because racecar lol XXDDDD Haggard Garage that's why.
Child #3 - I live in Connecticut and want to go to the Haggard Garage meet, but f*ck I'm 11 and don't have a car.

by swag777 October 13, 2015

wall hugger

Noun. A person who is socially awkward and not outgoing.

Stems from people who go swimming but just hang on the edge because they are too scared to actually swim.

Also comes from the popular 80s movie Sixteen Candles, at the school dance there a bunch of freshman nerds who just lean against the wall and scope out chicks but just hug the wall the whole time

EXAMPLE 1
"Check out those wall huggers over there."
"Ha, such nerds."

EXAMPLE 2
"How was the club last night."
"Shit man it sucked, just a bunch of wall huggers and sluts."

by ALkapwn007 September 25, 2011

huggbees

n., jubilation, hooray, sweet momma yes. Derived from a Mrs. Huggbees. Was a running gag throughout an episode of "Freakazoid". It's also damn fun to say.

"Oh, so you think you can escape me?"
"HUGGBEES!"

by Kal November 26, 2003