Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010

leather huffer

One who smells leather excessively.

If Erin cannot get a handle on her leather huff(ing) habits in the workplace, she may soon be fired. I saw her smelling her Kooba bag again. Erin is definitely a bonafide leather huffer.

by Cydne Washington August 19, 2008

huffed

The act of missing a target you are shooting at

My friend Mike was deer hunting and a large buck came in and he raised his bow and took a shot, but he huffed it and the deer ran away unharmed.

by can2430 September 28, 2011

huffords

meaning a tree of great warriors. A family of fighters that constantly cause not only trouble but also great victories.

The trouble is for fun but the victories are a way of life.

The Huffords rock.

by nikkishay October 19, 2014

Huffer

A fat strong person who huffs and puffs when they walk

What a huffer

by Thegroto November 21, 2016

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 5, 2005

queef huffer

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is

1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006