Get on that horse

To do something that needs to be done. An obvious opportunity that due to stupidity, laziness, or lack of awareness has gone unexploited.

That bangin' chick keeps asking about you. You better get on that horse.

I keep saying I'm going to get in shape but I never do. Time to get on that horse.

by bhffs January 7, 2011

shot that horse in the face

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.

I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.

by Metal Mermaid October 5, 2017

Hop on that horse

To begin a task or job, often with enthusiasm or as soon as the ability arises.

Most often used in the American south, though it’s a slightly uncommon phrase.

“Yeah, my parents have been telling me since I was little to get a job so I can start saving as soon as possible. Since I’m sixteen I really gotta hop on that horse.”

by Bye Elle October 17, 2021

fuck you and the horse that rode you in

A stronger way of saying the phrase, "fuck you and the horse you rode in on".

{Chris}: Todd, it's your turn to clean the Collecto* out tonight.
{Todd}: Christ, I cleaned the fucking thing last night and the night before! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!

* The Collecto (abbr. for the Winston CollectraMatic) is the pressurised deep fat fryer used for preparing Original Recipe chicken at Kentucky Fried Chicken.

by Telephony July 29, 2014

horse that doesn't jump

A penis that cannot get hard.

I took this chick back to my place, but since I was so wasted my horse didn't jump. So we ended up passing out.

by Pedro September 29, 2003

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Whose horse is that?

An expression that one makes when a female with an especially large ass walk by.

The expression compares the legs of a girl to the hind legs of a horse---an animal that is know for having very large thighs and butt.

As such, this expression is usually reserved for females with the largest, fattest of asses.

"Oh look, here comes Delaney"

"Damn, whose horse is that?"

"You right man, she got one fat ass!"

by BigDicktionary420 November 21, 2022