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Mouse in the house

A small booger which is visible at the forefront of your nostril
E.g. Jeff, you have a mouse in the house. Here's a tissue.
by Vancitygirl January 10, 2012
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Mickey Mouse in my club house

When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
Her - " theres a Mickey mouse in my club house"
Some random guy -" wait what? "
by Wackgirlshit April 8, 2019
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Mouse in the house

Mouse in the house is when your penis is too small to have sex with a girl, so for her pleasure, you tie the tail of the mouse to your small penis and have sex with her.
Dude last night I gave my girl a mouse in the house, it was rad.
by Tusen2KxX December 5, 2017
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Mouse in the House

When you're suspicious or know that your gf/wife is cheating on you with another man. Dick = Mouse, Vagina = House
Bro: Yo man I just saw your wife out with this dude and kissing and hugging!!!

Capt'n: Dammit man! I have a Mouse in the House.
by Dudeyobruh July 19, 2017
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house mouses

Damn, Molly has some nice house mouses!
by Jason B March 13, 2003
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Housed as a mouse

When youre so fucked up, those are the only words you can think of.
Man!!! Im soo fucked up!! im housed as a mouse!
by RickerMan! February 19, 2008
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Moose Knuckles Grill House

Moose knuckles Grill House is a great family atmosphere restaurant in Andover, MN.
Moose knuckles Grill House is a great family atmosphere restaurant in Andover that families like to enjoy.
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