houston hotpocket

when you take a poop in someone's pillowcase without them knowing it so they get a nice surprise as they lay down to sleep

My neighbor's dog keeps shitting in my yard so I gave him a houston hotpocket to see how he liked it.

by Kooch30 January 29, 2010

Charlotte Hotpocket

When you go to a hotel un-fold the fold out couch and take a shit on it. You then fold it up for the next person.

Dude i just charlotte hotpocketed suite 234

by dcarp April 2, 2011

Harvard Hotpocket

The act of leaving a hot shit in an unsuspecting persons backpack.

Yo I just took the biggest Harvard hotpocket on Eli

by merpderple October 22, 2014

Hotpocket Party

A party only consisting of girls or women, or at lease overwhelmingly dominant in girls or women. The feminine version of sausagefest.

If Matt and Frank didn't show up, Jamie's party would have been a total Hotpocket Party!

by MakeAmends March 2, 2009

mexican hotpocket

Step 1: Take a shit inside a sock.
Step 2: Throw it on the ground and then piss on it.
Step 3: Pick up and slap someone in the grill with sock.
Step 4: Repeat if necessary.

Larry is such a douche, we should give him a Mexican Hotpocket!

by Lazarus2 August 6, 2010

Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

Hotpocket Herpes

when you bite into a hotpocket fresh out of the microwave and the cheese dribbles and scaulds your lip leaving a burn resembling herpes

Ryan: Dude!? is that herpes?????
Nathan: Nah bit into a Hotpocket and it burnt me.
Ryan: HA you have Hotpocket herpes!

by Emobubbles August 18, 2010