Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.

Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.

by DarkSpunk April 10, 2009

hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.

I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010

hoetress

A woman that acts like a hoe but doesn't fuck.

The chick that was grinding and feeling up on me was just a hoetress cause she didnt wanna go back to my place.

by MurphDG July 24, 2009

hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.

guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.

by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010

sidewalk hostess

A prostitute

That girl is a sidewalk hostess

by Wodvfvdggrq March 16, 2014

Host/Hostess

A person who snapchats a LOT and adds to their story. They basically run their own reality show via their snapchat story

Levar, snapchatter 1: I'm annoyed. Some friends never post a thing to their story but are always looking at mine. I'm gonna block them from viewing my story. It's a two way street, amigo

Sabrina, Snapchatter 2: "Know you won't block me"

Levar:" Haha you're not getting blocked. You're the host/hostess with the mostess"

Sabrina: " Lol *crying laughing emoji* ikr

Sabrina: *continues to snapchat her life and post it on her story*

by Userphuser December 16, 2022

Hootress

Waiters or (more applicable to waitresses) that flirt and flaunt for more tips.

Ben: The waitress is flirting with me.

En: No Ben, she's a hootress. You probably think strippers like u.

by lilaznladi3 January 3, 2010