hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.

"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)

by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004

hasam

A male nipple

Person 1: Your hasam is sticking out

Person 2: Thanks bro (fixes it)

Girl 1: Hey (aside) thank God his hasam isn't sticking out like yesterday

by AmerigoVespucci November 15, 2013

Hossam

swole, hot guy with a huge dick

all the girls want him

i wish i was Hossam

by Hossam69420 March 21, 2020

Hasam

A traditional Pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair

Person 1: Did you get a hair cut?

Person 2: Yah, I got a Hasam.

by Emoney123 November 14, 2013

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

Hosay

A person who always says yes to everything. Could be a good ole hike, date or sky diving. A Hosay will say yes. A Hosay will also automatically pass out sleeping at around 10 pm no matter what situation they might be in. A Hosay also has a warm kind heart and will always be there for you. Once in your life a Hosay will be the highlight of your day. A man of true mystery.

“Hey Hosay want to go to my sons Bar-mitzvah?” Hosay- “I mean I just met you but sure thing!”

by SammySosa69 February 28, 2020

Hosama Bin Laden

A new name for Bin Laden, because he supposedly had a shitload of wives. And he fucked all of his wives. Thank god the navy seals shot him in the head.

Look, Hosama bin laden is dead

by smektala ahmed December 11, 2011