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Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

When breaking up with someone who leaves their gf/bf to hang out with another girl/boy somewhere else

Girl: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
Boy: What horse?
Girl: (Points at other girl) That fucking Horse

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on 

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.
Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

Horse Fucker

An ignorant red neck from Western Nebraska.
You can't tell a horse fucker anything, they are certain it's all just fake news.
Horse Fucker by Fed up July 1, 2018

hose fuck 

the act of a male sliding a woman's worn pantyhose or stocking on his erect penis and fuck the nylon.
She removed her sheer pantyhose and offered them to me for a hose fuck.
hose fuck by hosefucker December 1, 2003

horse fucked 

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.
Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

horse fuckin cockmaster 

gay man who likes to have gay sex with male horses
Justin Quinn is a horse fuckin cockmaster!!!