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horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.
The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.
by human dictionary December 4, 2014
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horny talking

Guy: I want to F**k your feet

Girl: you must be horny talking
by Mr. Oh Louwd Florida July 10, 2018
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horny terrorist

Using a zip tie to seal your foreskin shut. Then repeatedly ejaculating until the foreskin explodes.
Harold: Did you hear the news today?
Alexander: No, why?
Harold: Someone did a “horny terrorist” on the local hospital.
by Chair face April 16, 2023
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Primetime horny time

The time when you get horny every night
Me: This dude asked me what time we would do it.

Friend: What you say?
Me: At 11pm that's my Primetime horny time
by LilX69 October 8, 2021
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(THE INFORMATION MIGHT NOT BE ACCURATE. ALSO, I AM A FORMER ANIME FAN)
are you a weeb/anime watcher? are you a normal member in this abnormal community?
Yes? then... you've probably discover an unholy part of this community..

The Body Pillow Community

Out of all the dating options... A Girl, A Boy, A Cardboard box, A DOG... you chose a body pillow
are you really into pillows made out of cotton? do you love fucking pillows? are you Pillowsexual? are you an Objectophile?

The Lolicons (pedophiles)

They are basically the spirit animals of EDP, they love when a child with big eyes is either bare naked or is wearing a bikini.
EW, JUST EW. why do they exist?

The hentai Community

Y'know? they deserve a separate section, so I'll simplify the meaning:
Basically, they masturbate over a anime-styled sex comic, some of them hate the ugly bastard genre cause it resembles them

I have no quotes for this one, so wait for the "separate section"

So if you were in one of these communities... go outside, shower for once, and watch the sun (not directly)
I don't really give a single fuck about the Hentai community, still go outside.

and if you're a lolicon, please go inside a solitary confinement.
Excuses of The Horny three of the anime community

"I don't need a gf" yes, you don't need one, but there's one thing you really need... it's Therapy.
ya see this quote? It's the most common excuse those "people" use to cuddle a softbody solid object.

"But, shesh 8000 years old" What if you, a 35 year old fat bitch, met the child looking "8000 year old" magical girl, and then kissed in public, that sorry excuse ain't gonna save your ass from the 2000V Chair.
"she's a goddess"
"But she's legal" You REALLY like Jail, You want to stick your weewee into a child's spot cause she's "Legal".
by Lictionary August 21, 2022
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Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force

The group formed on April 19th on the Bizarre Uprising Discord Server. Comprised of multiple brave members, their goal is to combat the sheer amount of horniness that curses the discord. Also known as the BUHTF.
Person 1: "I'm horny"

Person 2: "Someone call the Bizarre Uprising Horny Task Force"
by Oath_Uh April 19, 2021
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Horny Toads

When two men sit down facing each other and tried to masturbate into the others mouth, by projectile ejaculation. Like frogs trying to catch flies.
Those two guys were rumored to play Horny toads last night when they got drunk!
by GS-Caddy May 5, 2010
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