hornwaggle

An incredibly painful sex position involving a Nixon mask, a toothbrush, and approximately 4 liters of water-proof lubricant; usually associated as the position of choice by khaled

Mike: "Yo me and my girl were up all night doing the hornwaggle"
Teresa: "Get away from me you depraved miscreant, no wonder you bleeding"

by John Doe6969696969 January 3, 2014

herboggle

to have trouble breathing in the shower. Showers typically never last longer than 11 minutes, because of increased chance of sudden death

My best friend, Randisimo, was found dead in the shower today after he herboggled all over the place.

by Randisimo November 29, 2019

Hornswoggle

When your friend bamboozles you in a Madden game with a cheese play. They often win the game because of this play.

Friend: You totally got hornswoggled by me
You: Bro Shut up

by swampnuts12 January 18, 2022

Horndoggery

The general act of being a horn dog

“Wow watching porn with the boys at afters really led to some horndoggery.”

by Muchboxer January 28, 2022

hornswoggle

when you eat something quick and it is tasty

I hornswoggled that pizza up

by marshamlaloaw October 8, 2022

hornswoggled

Ozzthegreat while he is actively queueing arena

When Ozzthegreat is queueing World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Litch King Classic, he plays as though he is hornswoggled

by Sovice November 1, 2022

hornswoggled

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.

Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"

by Danny rules November 30, 2022