Me: you're such a photo horder!
Them: what are you talking about? I only have 3,793.
Me: more than half are blurry or doubles!
Them: what are you talking about? I only have 3,793.
Me: more than half are blurry or doubles!
by cjwolfy May 13, 2014
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Is known for its spectacularly shit high school and close proximity to lupset estate, where upon entrance you can guarantee picking up an STI.
you cant enter the local supermarket without being asked by a 12 year old girl if you'll go buy her some fags/lighter/weed...
Is known for its spectacularly shit high school and close proximity to lupset estate, where upon entrance you can guarantee picking up an STI.
you cant enter the local supermarket without being asked by a 12 year old girl if you'll go buy her some fags/lighter/weed...
scenario - outside Horbury co-op
chav- "do any of yeh shmoooke?"
random person - "no, sorry."
chav - "va wot dik'ed?!?!"
random person - "excuse me?"
chav - "fuck off then, fukin moshaaaaaaa! fukin..fukin get a weshhh ..."
random person - "um..." *backs away*
chav - *attacks*
chav- "do any of yeh shmoooke?"
random person - "no, sorry."
chav - "va wot dik'ed?!?!"
random person - "excuse me?"
chav - "fuck off then, fukin moshaaaaaaa! fukin..fukin get a weshhh ..."
random person - "um..." *backs away*
chav - *attacks*
by Alexxiiii September 15, 2007
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by hondureño504 July 23, 2019
Get the honduren men mug.'Hortur' is swedish for 'Whore's Luck'. This simply means that a prostitute was bought and fucked by a attractive customer.
Whore: Who's my client for today?
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!
Pimp: I don't know his fuckin' name, bitch! But he seems to know what a lady wants.
Whore: Finally some Hortur (Whore Luck)!
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Get the hörðuvallaskóli mug.When a male sits on the females face (Asshole-to-mouth) and deprives the girl of oxygen. The girl will then try to breathe in air, thus resulting in sucking out the shit from the male like a Hoover vacuum. Then the guy will turn around, piss in her mouth, and say, "Welcome to Honduras, Bitch!"
by The PGP August 6, 2009
Get the Honduras Hoover mug.loud; gossipy but fun; a drunk but will only judge every other girls drunkenness; went to college in Boston, Miami, New Orleans or Houston; stuck up; learns to smoke cigarettes at age 5 while lighting fireworks at Christmas; prefers to lose her virginity in a car so that no one finds out; will spend more money on their hair and nails for a wedding than on the wedding present (to get your hair and nails done in Honduras it's about $30), shows up 2 hours late to everything, cannot speak Spanish or English properly so instead she uses both
That girl wore a $5000 dress to my wedding and had perfect hair and nails but she didn't even give a present... Typical Honduran girl
(Honduran Girl) I am going to school at Bunker Hill Community College so I can be with the same people I've been with my entire life and they know my family has money. It doesn't matter that I could go to a really awesome university elsewhere
(Honduran Girl) Me voy a Miami so we can go shopping.
(Honduran Girl) I am going to school at Bunker Hill Community College so I can be with the same people I've been with my entire life and they know my family has money. It doesn't matter that I could go to a really awesome university elsewhere
(Honduran Girl) Me voy a Miami so we can go shopping.
by SPS123 August 19, 2010
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